Idk why my hair looks so light
U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself
41-year old, Li Bingbing!
babe that girl from transformers was 41 wtf.
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
There is no problem that sass cannot solve